| Probability that... | ||
|---|---|---|
| (1) | I get my place minimally cleaned by Saturday | 75% |
| (2) | I get my place minimally cleaned by two weeks from yesterday | 95% |
| (3) | I get my place fully cleaned by Saturday | 1/1,000,000 |
| (4) | I get my place fully cleaned by two weeks from yesterday | 1/100,000 |
| (5) | I get my place fully cleaned before moving out | 1/50,000 |
| (6) | I get a chance to go to the grocery store before Friday | 90% |
| (7) | I have the energy to cook a steak dinner on Friday | 70% |
| (8) | I go to Jack in the Box instead | 20% |
| (9) | My perfect solitude Friday evening is interrupted by whining/bitching/loud thumps upstairs | 95% |
| (10) | My perfect solitude Friday evening is interrupted at the precise moment when Blondie and Tuco detonate the bridge by a knock at the door and a request to turn down the volume | 25% |
| (11) | Given (10), I respond with a request to reduce the regular 7:30 am whining/bitching/loud thumps | 1% |
| (12) | I have a female companion for my perfect solitude Friday evening | 1/750,000 |
| (13) | I ditch the whole Friday plan and go see Daredevil with Mason | 5% |
| (14) | I incur a late penalty on the first homework assignment of the semester | 15% |
| (15) | I spend Friday evening trying to avoid (14) | 1/200 |
| (16) | I get a date in the month of February | 1.5% |
| (17) | I get a date in 2003 | 65% |
| (18) | I get married in 2003 | 1/10,000,000 |
| (19) | Given (18), firearms are involved | 80% |
| (20) | I go to department tea every day this week | 95% |
Captain! For 16 and 17, you've got four perfectly willing ones out here! You're just on the wrong coast.
Four?
Simultaneously? Hmm, if that's the case maybe I should move... :)
Re: Four?
According to the girl across the hall, we have wild lesbian orgies all the time. I still have yet to find out where we get the wild lesbians though.
Four?
Can you fix this site with WAP so I can start reading it while I'm traveling? I miss too much otherwise.
Re: Four?
"Fix" implies that something is broken. Inverse doesn't support WAP at this time, so there's nothing to fix. :)
Do you need WML-formatted pages? It is perhaps possible to set that up; I'll look into it.
Re: Four?
"Fix": "To provide or supply with (something needed or wanted). [As in] How are you fixed for money?" Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language.
I don't know whether I could read WML formatted-pages on my cell phone or not. I have been assuming the websites I access (e.g., www.continental.com) were through WAP but I may be wrong.