I win!
I used the googly eyes image for annoyance.
Anyway, I got a perfect score on the philosophy quiz. I'm sure you laughed loud at the latest Nuklear Power comic, like I did, but I'm also sure I laughed twice as hard, since I read it just after taking the quiz.
You get bonus points for that.
However, you lose points for using the Alaskan tours to reference "aren't there bears outside?" rather than the obvious alternative.
Granted, that would be most effective if used at the end of any of the bad stories. I'm thinking after the Ann Coulter anecdote, myself.