September 29, 2003

briefly/return

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 1:49 PM
Looking for the new Return of the King trailer? It's amazing, of course. Weekend project: see every new movie until I find one showing this trailer.

September 26, 2003

briefly/gap

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 12:09 PM
Results of Bush economic policy: The rich got richer, while the poor got poorer (and more numerous). Sadly, this is not terribly surprising; some have been saying that this was the plan from the beginning. (That letter is by David Brin, a former Lloydie; it's not very well written but still the most memorable thing I ever read on Slashdot.)

And apparently this is the remedy Arnold has in mind for California. I'll pass, thanks.

September 23, 2003

briefly/climate

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 11:22 PM
Don't miss Kevin Drum on the EPA's deleted climate change report. Except maybe for the religion thing, this is what angers me most about the Bush administration: the idea that science can just be ignored when it conflicts with ideology. (See also: stem cell research, missile defense, abstinence-only sex education, economic policy...)

review/statements

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 9:33 PM
I was excited to get my sample ballot, but the voter information guide is even better! It has 250 word statements from the various candidates, and even in "normal" elections is usually good for a laugh at the expense of the loonies.

However, I was disappointed by many candidates who did not submit a statement. Nothing from Gary Coleman or Gallagher? No comment from Mary Carey? Not even a "hasta la vista" from Arnold? (In order to get a statement printed in the voter guide, the candidate must accept an expenditure limit of about $10.6 million, which presumably accounts for Arnold's absence, as well as Tom McClintock. Bustamante, Huffington, and Camejo all accepted the spending limit.) Bustamante likes the italics. Camejo is one of those Instant Runoff Voting dorks. (Right - Green Party.) Arianna isn't a huge fan of complete sentences. These guys are all very boring compared to, say, Trek Thunder Kelly: "Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon." I'll have to remember him.

September 21, 2003

briefly/heat

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 9:33 PM
It's been a while since I went on a run longer than 30 minutes... and in record heat, no less. And yet somehow, I survived. Hey, I might actually get in shape if I keep this up.

September 20, 2003

linkage/books

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 1:16 PM
Throughout the history of Christianity the Bible has been used as a tool for the subjugation of women. In the long tradition that includes medieval witch hunts and the Southern Baptists' 1998 declaration that wives should submit to their husbands, we now have Revolve: an edition of the New Testament marketed to teenage girls, fashion-magazine style, which is climbing the sales charts (currently ranked 56 on Amazon). You may be wondering what's so bad about this - sure, it's insipid, but it's not exactly the Malleus Maleficarum. (Few books are comparable to the Malleus, really. I can think of about one off the top of my head.) Well, this hilarious column by Mark Morford explains just what's bad about it better than I possibly could.

linkage/scripts

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 11:43 AM
A great moment in the CA recall campaign:
The latest ambush came at a candidate debate here Wednesday that featured four prominent candidates sitting next to an empty chair that had been reserved for Schwarzenegger, who has shown no interest in attending any forum but one scheduled for next week in which he and his rivals will know the questions in advance.

After asking repeatedly, "Where's Arnold?" Lt. Gov. Cruz M. Bustamante, the only major Democrat on the recall ballot, proposed that all the leading candidates in the election skip next week's debate and instead try to embarrass Schwarzenegger by holding their own unscripted session outside of the site where the forum will be held.

The three other candidates on stage with Bustamante -- columnist and political independent Arianna Huffington, Republican state Sen. Tom McClintock and Green Party candidate Peter Camejo -- each expressed interest in the idea.

I hope they do it. Arnold shouldn't be able to use his celebrity status to shield him from discussing the issues.

Doonesbury has been beating up on Arnold this week, and today's installment is especially relevant.

briefly/closure

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 1:02 AM
I finished off International Talk Like A Pirate Day with a viewing of Pirates of the Caribbean. A good source of pirate talk, but a little too long. Tomorrow maybe I'll get to some political commentary that I didn't want to attempt in pirate. That's maybe... I have a slightly weird schedule tomorrow on account of things I put off today.

Arrr, and good night, me hearties.

September 19, 2003

pirate/script

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 2:59 PM
We have looted the script to the upcoming movie with Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher: Matey, Where Be Me Ship? An excerpt:

[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "matey" and "Arrrr"]
Jesse: Matey! Ye got a tattoo!
Chester: So do ye, matey! Matey, what does me tattoo say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Matey!" What does mine say?!
Jesse: [screaming] "Arrrr!"

linkage/pirate

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 2:53 PM
Pirate links for all you land-lubbers:

The pirate translator script I be usin'.

Dave Barry with Talk Like a Pirate Day coverage.

Pretentious pirate puns be thar.

Plasticcanears discuss the state of modern piracy, arrr.

Kazaa Lite for yer digital booty needs. (This site not responsible for ARRRRIAA lawsuits.)

pirate/jesus

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 2:26 PM
Pirate Jesus be needin' no introduction.

38: Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, 'n a tooth for a tooth:
39: But I say unto ye, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy starboard cheek, turn t' him the other also
40: 'n if any man will sue thee at the law, 'n take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. (Aaaarrrhhh!!!)
41: 'n whosoever shall compel thee t' go a mile, go with him twain. (Yarrr, more grog, wench!)

pirate/dean

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 2:02 PM
Howard Dean mans the cannons and returns fire:

I opposed President Bush’s war in Iraq from the beginnin' While Saddam Hussein’s regime was clearly vile 'n needed t' be disarmed, it did not present an immediate threat t' U.S. (Blimey!) security that would justify goin' t' war, particularly goin' t' war alone From the beginnin', I felt that winnin' the war would not be the hard part winnin' the peace would be This Administration failed t' plan for the postwar period as it did for the battle, 'n today we be payin' the price. (Aaarrhhh, me parrot!)

Me opposition t' the war, however, be part o' a comprehensive view o' America’s role in the world that I presented t' the Council on Foreign Relations on June 25th (click here for loaded t' the gunwales text) In that speech, I laid out four goals for American leadership in the world:
  • First, defeat the threat posed by terrorists, tyrants, 'n technologies o' mass destruction. (The chase is making full sail, matey!)

  • Second, strengthen our alliances 'n ensure Russia 'n China be fully integrated into a stable international order. (Bloody privateers!)

  • Third, enlarge the circle o' beneficiaries o' the growin' world economy. (Blimey!)

  • 'n fourth, ensure that life on our fragile planet be sustainable. (Man the guns, ye cowardly swabs!)

pirate/bush

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 1:52 PM
Ladies, gentlemen, me hearties, and scurvy dogs: The President of the United States.

Because the AIDS diagnosis be considered a Davy Jones's Locker sentence, many do not seek treatment. (Gangway!) Almost all who do be turned away. (Aaarrrrhhh!) A doctor in rural South Africa describes 'is frustration. (Aarhh!) He says, "We have no medicines. (Be ye ready to walk the plank?) Many hospitals tell people, ye've got AIDS, we can't help you. (Bloody privateers!) Go home 'n die." In an age o' miraculous medicines, nay person should have t' hear those words (Applause.)

The International Atomic Energy Agency confirmed in the 1990s that Saddam Hussein had an advanced nuclear weapons development program, had a design for a nuclear weapon 'n was workin' on five different methods of enrichin' uranium for a bomb. (Yarrr, more grog, wench!) The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities o' uranium from Africa. (Aaaarrrhhh!!!) Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production. (Be ye ready to walk the plank?) Saddam Hussein has not credibly explained these activities. (Aaarrhhh, me parrot!) He clearly has much t' hide. (Yaaarrrr!)

Some have said we must not act until the threat be imminent. (Yarrr, more grog, wench!) Since when have terrorists 'n tyrants announced their intentions, politely puttin' us on notice before they strike? (Aaaarrrhhh!!!) If this threat be permitted to fully 'n suddenly emerge, all actions, all words, 'n all recriminations would come too late. (The chase is making full sail, matey!) Trustin' in the sanity and restraint o' Saddam Hussein be not a strategy, 'n it be not an option. (Shiver me timbers!) (Applause.)

briefly/arrr

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 12:27 PM
Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis Black Davy Bonney here, bearin' a precious cargo of pirate talk on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. For piratized ARRRcane Gazebo, click here, matey! Arrrr!

September 17, 2003

briefly/jobs

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 5:49 PM
For something more fun after that doom-and-gloom post, here's Popular Science with a list of 18 Worst Jobs in Science. #10 is "postdoc". Well, if I don't want to do it I can always go to Wall Street, make lots more money than I would as a physicist, and become a Republican. Speaking of Republicans, note that the symbol for "Political Quagmire" in that link is an elephant. It's funny because it's true.

September 16, 2003

rant/electability

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 1:01 PM
I read two opinion pieces about Howard Dean last night: "Republicans for Dean" by David Brooks in the NY Times, and "If Not Dean, Who?" by Richard Blow on TomPaine.com. As you might guess, they make opposite arguments; if Brooks is right, Dean's nomination will lead to an easy victory for Bush in 2004, and if Blow is right, the nomination of anyone besides Dean will hand Bush another term. I am thinking that both are basically correct in that neither Dean nor anyone else can defeat Bush in 2004. I'll say more about that, but first I have a few questions about the Brooks piece.

"I called eight of the best G.O.P. pollsters and strategists," he writes. Why GOP pollsters? Well, I suppose you don't want to ask a pollster in the employ of, say, the John Kerry campaign, since you can perhaps expect a "Of course Dean is unelectable; now Kerry on the other hand..." regardless of the facts. But, it seems to me that this Vizzini-esque worry applies equally to GOP pollsters. If Howard Dean is the one they're really worried about, why wouldn't they say something like, "Dean could never beat Bush, so the Dems would be making a big mistake if they nominated him. [nervous laughter]" Why not ask some more apolitical pollsters or political scientists, if such animals exist? Probably because Brooks already had the phone numbers for the GOP guys.

Brooks does have some unusual theories here, like, "Democrats are behaving suicidally by not embracing what you might, even after yesterday's court decision, call the Schwarzenegger Option: supporting a candidate so ideologically amorphous that he can appeal to these swingers." What, Democrats aren't ideologically amorphous enough? Everybody was saying back at the midterms that the problem with the Dems is that they don't stand for anything, but Brooks thinks they should stand for even less. Interesting.

A final comment on Brooks, leading into why I think Bush is unbeatable: "George Bush makes many liberal Democrats froth at the mouth, but he does not have this effect on most independents." This is certainly true. The question is, why not? This administration is very right-wing and it's hard to believe that moderates approve of their ideology. Part of the problem is that the administration lies about what they're doing (and the media doesn't call them on it).

Here's perhaps the most stunning example. 69 percent of Americans believe that Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks, despite the fact that there is not one single shred of evidence to support this (and this is certainly not for lack of searching on the administration's part). Dick Cheney goes on Meet the Press and is asked about this by Tim Russert. He proceeds to list off a bunch of bogus, discredited "links" between Saddam and Al Qaeda. Cheney is flat out lying here when he says his story has not been discredited, and Russert gives him a pass on it.

Now, I know that Americans are internationally notorious for believing in things for which there is no evidence. But given our history, I would have hoped for a little less trust in authority. The relevance to the 2004 election? If the Bush administration has enough power over the minds of 69% of Americans to convince them of a totally unsubtantiated claim like this, how can any opponent hope to compete? Why wouldn't they be able to convince people that "[Democratic candidate] will be bad for the economy/homeland security/whatever?"

The thing about Howard Dean is that he's the candidate least hesitant to stand up and point out that Bush is lying to us. Unfortunately, we're told that the swing voters are like the kid in the Twilight Zone episode; they don't like those Negative Nellys with their bad thoughts. So if the candidate doesn't fight, Bush gets away with his lies (because it's not like the "liberal media" are going to call him on it), and if the candidate does try to let the voters know they're being deceived, he's being "negative". This problem seems intractable to me.

And that's just the swing voters. The Democrats also have to get out their base, because we know Bush's will be at the polls - let's not forget that many of them actually believe he was chosen by God to be president. There's no way the Democratic base is going to turn out for, say, Lieberman. This is more or less the point Blow is making in the TomPaine.com piece. Bush is inspirational to his supporters (somehow, despite the smirk and the inability to speak coherent English), so his opponent won't be able to compete without also being able to inspire people. It seems to me that Dean fits this criterion more than anyone else.

September 14, 2003

selection/recall

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 10:39 PM
So my sample ballot arrived in the mail on Friday. Other counties use these newfangled touch-screen voting systems (of dubious security), but here in Contra Costa we use the good old "blacken the oval that appears next to your choice" method. As a Plastic headline writer noted, "That's no butterfly - that's a Mothra ballot." I was impressed that they were able to fit the sample ballot on a single sheet of paper. Both sides of an 11x17 sheet of paper, but a single sheet nonetheless. (Contra Costa posts the sample ballots on their website, so once they put it up I can link to the pdf.)

Undecided? You can take this quiz which will match a major candidate to your issue positions. It's not perfect, though; it gave me a 99% match to Arianna Huffington. (This is because it was not asking the right questions.) I also had a 100% match to Peter Camejo, the Green party candidate and my choice in 2002 by process of elimination. I wouldn't mind voting for him again, except that splitting the vote in such a crowded and close race is not a particularly good idea, as many Nader-in-2000 voters have figured out by now. This probably means I'm voting for the unimpressive Cruz Bustamante (81% match), unless I change my mind at the last minute and vote for Warren Buffet. Oops, I mean the unimpressive Arnold Schwartzenegger (21% match, apologies to the many out-of-state Arnold fans in my readership).

Going back to Arianna momentarily, she lists on the ballot as her occupation "Author/Columnist/Mother". I wasn't going to vote for her, but then I read on the ballot that she has a functioning uterus! This changes everything! (There's also a "Father" and a "Parent" to be found on the ballot. Why they think voters consider working reproductive organs to be an important qualification for governor, I have no idea.) Disappointingly, Larry Flynt describes himself as a "Publisher" rather than something more colorful. Then there's the guy listed as a "Used Car Dealer". I guess politics is a natural transition for him. And if I get desperate, I can vote for the candidate with the most interesting occupation: Kurt E. "Tachikaze" Rightmyer, the only middleweight sumo wrestler on the ballot.

Or maybe I'll vote for an action star after all. Not Arnold, though - after seeing the Kill Bill trailer, I'm going to write in Uma Thurman. She clearly has what it takes to govern this state: kung fu and samurai swords.

transmission/fog

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 8:10 PM
I have that autumn evening feeling. When night falls earlier in the day, I get the same feeling I do when I sleep too late and miss most of the sunlight. An uneasy, disconnected sense. Meanwhile the fog comes in and the cold autumn air seeps through the windows. I'm hungry and should take care of dinner, but all I feel like doing is crawling under a blanket and falling asleep. To top it all off I have stuck in my head Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Warren Zevon's version from his final album.

I don't get lonely much but this usually does it.

I have a CA recall update to make, but I'll do that after dinner.

September 10, 2003

addendum/history

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 10:47 PM
Something I wanted to mention in my previous post (but didn't have all the info): Edward Teller was on the faculty at the Berkeley physics department from 1953 to 1974. In fact his name is still on the directory in my building. Appropriately, he used to teach a course which is now called "Physics for Future Presidents".

September 9, 2003

briefly/teller

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 11:11 PM
Edward Teller, a physicist who played a central role in the development of the hydrogen bomb and the creation of Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, died today. Registered NYTimes users can read a slightly more in-depth article here. He was not held in high opinion in the physics community, in part because of his smearing of Robert Oppenheimer which led to the revokal of the latter's security clearance. He was also said to be the inspiration for the character of Dr. Strangelove.

September 8, 2003

contemplation/naming

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 10:50 PM
You'd expect the campus computer store to have computers that work. Instead their online sales computer is apparently prone to the sort of database error that sends out misleading e-mails. By "misleading" I mean the sort of e-mails that say "Your order is ready for pickup" when a more accurate statement is "Your order will be ready for pickup in 10-15 days".

Which means I have a bit longer to come up with a name for it. I'm open to suggestions; the only requirement is that the name be feminine. (It is going on my lap, after all.) Leading candidates at the moment are Lucia and Aelia. (For the uninitiated, these are characters in Lunar 2 and Valkyrie Profile respectively.)

When this computer does arrive, inverse here will be relegated to full-time server status. With that in mind, it might seem strange that I am going through the long and arcane process of upgrading Gnome to version 2.2 from some 1.x version (I forget which). Well, I agree on the irrationality of it, but there's a Linux RSS reader I want to try and it requires Gnome 2.

On a completely unrelated note: Do you like 8-Bit Theater? Do you like The Dead Alewives Dungeons and Dragons sketch? Wouldn't a Flash animation combining the two really suck? That's what I thought, anyway, but this proved me wrong - it's brilliant. It's funny even if you have no idea what I'm talking about right now, so get clicking!

September 7, 2003

report/discipline

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 10:41 PM
You may be wondering where I've been. The answer is primarily "in lab", but there's some Dragon Warrior VII mixed in too. I've definitely been slacking on the updates, although that's partly because not much has been going on.

Today I'm kicking off a new effort to be more disciplined in certain areas like exercise and keeping the apartment clean. It may only last a few days but it would be nice if I could make some improvements in the personal sphere. I seem to have gained some weight over the summer and at the very least I need to get rid of that. This morning I went running, which turned out to be quite nice. There are some flat trails around here that are easier than the hills I used to do at my old place - a good option to have after a long period of inactivity. I think I will need to train a bit before I'll be in shape to go to karate practice regularly.

Last night there was a party at my advisor's house. I'm guessing he's pleased that I was able to fix his computer, based on the fact that he seems to have told everyone about my apparent expertise. If he knew how insecure my own systems were I don't know if he'd be trusting me with his own security... but there's no need to tell him about that. (Besides, I'm going to secure these guys any day now, really.) Too many small children at this party, as usual. Also, John kept offering me wine even though he knew I was driving. What's he going to do if his computer expert drives into a tree? There'll be no stopping the viruses then.

September 4, 2003

briefly/earthquake

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 6:51 PM
This earthquake was almost right under where I was sitting. It feels much sharper when you're this close! Certainly sent me to the doorframe, but it turned out to be a relatively weak one.

September 2, 2003

contemplation/pacing

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at 12:50 PM
The recent lack of activity in this space can be attributed to Labor Day weekend and my mostly unnecessary preparations for it; my place needed the cleaning anyway so it wasn't a total waste. Now all that's behind me so I can continue cleaning at a more leisurely pace and start burning off all the calories I consumed over the previous three days. (I should probably go to karate practice today.)

It's the second week of classes at Cal, and since I'm not taking any, this is only significant in that there are a lot more undergraduates running around than there were two weeks ago. I've started my third academic year; it doesn't seem like I've been here that long. Time flies when you're... taking data in the basement, I guess.

Internal debates: do I buy The Two Towers DVD now even though I'll be buying the Extended Edition when it comes out? I have this sense that it's worthwhile to have the theatrical cut as well as the extended cut, but on the other hand since I acquired both editions of Fellowship I haven't ever chosen to watch the theatrical instead of the extended cut.

Moving up a couple orders of magnitude in cost, I'm also debating whether to go for this computer, which I can buy through the university for $1700. Having to write code on the computer that's taking data has been more annoying than usual lately, so I'm sorely tempted to solve this problem.

Speaking of taking data, though, we (ok, Sven) managed to decrease our peak widths over the weekend, which is what we've been trying to do all summer. The trick was to slow down the measurement rate, with the unfortunate consequence that everything takes ten times longer now. I may have to look for speed improvements in my software to compensate.

I'm off to lunch in a few minutes, but I may try for some posts with less navel-gazing today as well.