September 19, 2003

pirate/script

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at September 19, 2003 2:59 PM We have looted the script to the upcoming movie with Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher: Matey, Where Be Me Ship? An excerpt:

[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "matey" and "Arrrr"]
Jesse: Matey! Ye got a tattoo!
Chester: So do ye, matey! Matey, what does me tattoo say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
Chester: "Matey!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Arrrr!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Matey!" What does mine say?!
Jesse: [screaming] "Arrrr!"
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