March 3, 2004

The Coveted Gazebo Endorsement

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at March 3, 2004 4:23 PM

By process of elimination, I am pleased to endorse John Kerry for president in 2004.

We here at Arcane Gazebo are of limited means, but we will do what we can to make a difference, however small. I am pledging the entire contents of my wallet to the Kerry campaign: a dollar bill, thirty-eight cents in change, a plastic card with the periodic table printed on it, and a receipt from Blondie's Pizza.


And the periodic table in your wallet is probably obselete, too...

Posted by: Mason Porter | March 7, 2004 8:03 PM

Yeah, it's from my sophomore year in high school, and therefore has some sentimental value (despite its proclaiming, falsely, that I am "Proud to be a chemist", though I'm sure I would be proud to be a chemist if I were, in fact, a chemist) so I probably won't let Kerry have it after all.

Posted by: Arcane Gazebo | March 8, 2004 9:28 PM
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