Some smartass has signed me up to the Christian Family Coalition mailing list. Either that, or they are conducting an apocalyptic e-mail address Soul Harvest. Blasphemy will get you kicked out of heaven, but it won't deter conservative Christians from hitting you up for money.
Anyway, in the spirit of crisatunity, I am going to make good use of their spam by publicly mocking it.
To: hime@[redacted] Subject: Thousands of Christians Rally in San Francisco to Protect Marriage!
Even in San Francisco, where homosexual extremists have taken over the
political establishment and have used their "power" to discriminate against
Christians, the message was loud and clear about marriage.
On Sunday, nearly 8,000 Christians from more than 180 churches came
together for a rally supporting traditional marriage. Chinese, Korean,
African-American, Caucasian, Hispanic, Filipino and Vietnamese people from
the San Francisco Bay Area lined the streets and held signs that read,
"Honk for Traditional Marriage," sending a strong message to the California
Legislature and Gov. Schwarzenegger (R) that marriage is the union of one
man and one woman.
"We applaud Pastor Kwong, the event organizer for his bold courage and
determination in standing up for marriage in California", said Anthony
Verdugo, Founder and Executive Director, Miami-Dade Christian Family
Coalition.
According to Pastor Kwong, the event boosted morale in the San Francisco
area and emboldened the community to take a stand. Pastor Kwong said it was
a "wonderful assurance of the Lord that this is His will, and His plan for
His people is to stand in San Francisco and be salt."