June 24, 2004

Notify the ONDCP.

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at June 24, 2004 3:38 PM
Pleasure Receptor May Hold Key to Mother-Child Bond

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Pleasure receptors best known for helping the body respond to morphine and opium may also hold the key to mother-child bonding, scientists reported on Thursday.

The obvious conclusion here is that children are functionally equivalent to heroin and therefore should be banned. I hope to receive full support for this from those politicians dedicated to the War on Drugs.


Be careful, I can just see this kind of research being extended to prove that the receptors activate from the moment of conception, which would open up some nice cans of worms.

Posted by: Sarah | June 30, 2004 7:01 PM

Well, couldn't one also argue that they're sex objects?

Then one could _really_ ban them. :)

Posted by: Mason Porter | July 1, 2004 5:12 PM
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