Arcane Gazebo

That's a new one.

I think I missed a memo from the liberal conspiracy.

GOP mailing warns liberals will ban bibles
WASHINGTON (AP) — Campaign mail with a return address of the Republican National Committee warns West Virginia voters that the Bible will be prohibited and men will marry men if liberals win in November.

The literature shows a Bible with the word "BANNED" across it and a photo of a man, on his knees, placing a ring on the hand of another man with the word "ALLOWED." The mailing tells West Virginians to "vote Republican to protect our families" and defeat the "liberal agenda."

Yeah, I checked and it's on the agenda right after universal health care. The plan is, we're going to get the Bible classified as an assault weapon, and then reinstate the assault weapons ban. Those big, thick books can be very dangerous! Do you know how many police officers were killed in the line of duty by criminals wielding Bibles? It's not a pretty sight—rectangular dents in the skull, and the papercuts...

(Via Oliver Willis.)

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at September 17, 2004 5:08 PM | Tags: