October 14, 2004

Rumors on the internets

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at October 14, 2004 12:24 PM

Bush's suit is still bulging in all the wrong places. My theory: Bush died in a freak pretzel mishap, and top-secret military technology is being used to reanimate his corpse. All that scowling is because he really just wants to eat Kerry's brains.


Okay this is just getting creepy. What if this mysterious bulge ends up being some huge scandal a la Nixon?

But wait. Did he hug Theresa Heinz Kerry at the end of the debate? I thought I saw Kerry hug Laura Bush. Maybe it was just a peck on the cheek. Wouldn't THK have felt the bulge? "Felt the bulge", hm. Reading that back it sounds really dirty. Hm.

P.S. Does anyone else wonder what the two couples say to each other privately? I would love it if Kerry and Bush were actually best buds that went hunting together and thought of ways to fuck with the country and screw everybody over. That would just be too too too Simpsons...

Posted by: Tracy | October 14, 2004 1:02 PM

Hmm, they *are* both members of Skull & Bones...

Another rumor that's going around: lip-readers are claiming that when they shook hands at the start of the debate, Bush asked Kerry, "Can I talk to you later tonight?"

Posted by: Arcane Gazebo | October 14, 2004 2:08 PM

Mmmmm... brains.

Posted by: Mason | October 14, 2004 4:21 PM
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