April 1, 2005

Friday Catblogging: Mighty Roar

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at April 1, 2005 12:01 AM

The mighty lion stalks the savannah in search of prey! He hunts the tastiest beast known to all lion-kind: the salmon-flavored cat lion treat!

The lion hears human tribal music—one of his human servants has returned from a long absence! The human's lair looks so warm and dry and comfortable, but the lion's entry is blocked by a screen. The screen looks so flimsy, but as always the lion's paw cannot tear it down. He roars to summon the human.

Shortly the human appears with offerings of the salmon-flavored lion treat! He moves slowly, and the lion is impatient! He places his mighty paws on the human's chest and demands, "Give me the lion treat, puny creature! Your long absence has inconvenienced me. Why do you smell like rat?" The human cannot understand the noble speech of lions, but he complies with acceptable deference.

The lion devours his salmon-flavored prey, and his satisfied roar echoes across the savannah.

catblogging - mighty roar

Editorial note: Don't be alarmed, I don't actually smell like rat. For that matter the rats were actually very clean and had no discernable smell (to my puny human nose).

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Great picture and COMMENTARY!

Posted by: Dad | April 1, 2005 9:56 AM

How do we know the cat isn't just yawning? Maybe it pulled an all-nighter the night before you took the picture?

Posted by: Mason | April 2, 2005 10:01 PM
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