Arcane Gazebo

Best Search Requests of March 2006

Should I make this a regular feature? As usual, the boldface items are search requests that led to this blog last month, and the italics are editorial comments.

• the gazebo of power Damn, they've uncovered my secret identity!
• ann coulters legs This one is just disturbing.
• popular things of the 90s Between the music and movies threads we've nearly got that covered at this point.
• proof of simpson's rule Anyone got a sarong?
• quagmire is awaiting me I suspect this is Rumsfeld contemplating invading Iran.
• superconducting qubit funding Funny, I'm searching for that, too.
• how does dos equis is digested The syntax of this query suggests the author was investigating the problem experimentally as well.
• masons use superconducting quantum interference device to watch people squid You can prevent this by wearing an aluminum RF shield on your head! However, we are still reading your search requests.

356 searches for the word "gazebo" last month, almost double that of February. One could probably track seasonal demand for gazebos this way. (But what about seasonal demand for Gazebo?)