August 22, 2006

Best Search Requests of July 2006

Posted by Arcane Gazebo at August 22, 2006 5:28 PM

I almost forgot to do this. All these are from the old site since the new one has yet to obtain a high ranking in the various search engines.

  • evangelicals who think anthropology majors are going to hell
    Don't evangelicals think pretty much everybody is going to hell?
  • luke and han kill darth vader end episode iv
    Uh, maybe you should watch it again.
  • napoleon dynamite and social darwinism
    Survival of the misfits?
  • jesus licking
    Obviously a Lebowski-related search, but instead made me think "Bible fan fiction".
  • zombie lobster
    I'm searching for an appropriate pun but nothing is coming to mind.
  • stop being vague.
    Was this directed at the search engine? Vague Google: "Some results were found on the internet."
  • my keyboard is spazzing
    Somehow I think this particular query won't turn up any tech support pages.

Tags: Search Requests, Website

For some reason zombie lobster makes me think of fafblog, and worry that something happened to Medium Lobster... :-) Though now that I think about it, that could be a pretty nasty D&D monster - a colossal lobster with the undead template. I know a group who had to fight a zombie giant squid once, why not a lobster? And unlike most zombies, a zombie lobster should still have a semi-decent AC with its natural armor.

Posted by: Justin | August 22, 2006 5:54 PM

Lemming better not be the cleric if you're fighting a zombie lobster. He won't be able to turn it very effectively.

I'll be really impressed when I see a zombie rock lobster!

Gee, thanks for the reminder about that part of Lebowski...

Posted by: Mason | August 23, 2006 12:38 AM

For Mason.

If not for the webpage, surely you will love the domain name.

Also, unsurprisingly, I found that in two seconds on a YTMND search.

Posted by: Josh | August 23, 2006 12:54 AM

Josh, you're a total schmuck.

Damnit, I'm about to go to lunch.

Posted by: Mason | August 23, 2006 12:08 PM
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